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1962 Monster Mash Bobby 'Boris' Pickett 1964 Theme Song The Addams Family 1964 Theme Song The Munsters 1978 Werewolves of London Warren Zevon See more music at The Jukebox OSHA has released the following Halloween safety guidelines: 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone. 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT! 9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out! 10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. 11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around. 12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know that you're doing. 13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. 14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately. 15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine. 16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had half of a tank, shoot your-self instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten. 17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house. 18. When trying to escape from a serial killer, never run UPstairs.

Top Ten Signs You're Too Old to Be Trick or Treating... 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Pokemon in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway? A: The Eerie Canal Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride at a theme park? A: A roller ghoster Q: Why does the mummy keep his Band-Aids in the refrigerator? A: So he can use them for cold cuts Q: What is Dracula's favorite coffee? A: De'coffin'ated Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game? A: Peek-a-boo Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast? A: Terrorfried Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A: He had no body to dance with Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday? A: Fangsgiving Halloween gifs to copy and use "Did Someone Say Boo?" Story HGTV Halloween Ideas Yup... lots more here too... Costumes For Everyone The History of Halloween Halloween Magazine Kids Halloween Stuff Extreme Pumpkins.com: Pumpkin carving at its wildest! Christopher Lee: Sharing an ashtray with James Leavey. Click to subscribe to The United Pro Choice Smokers Rights Newsletter. Only one email a week.