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Things not to do at dinner on your Valentine's Day
date
- Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.
- Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your
arms outstretched, and make aeroplane sounds.
- Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date
begins talking about themselves.
- When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live
food.
- Ask your date how much money they have with them.
- If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the
menu. Take one bite. Yawn.
- Slide under the table. Take your plate with you.
- Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep
bringing the subject up.
- Insist that the waiter cut your food into little pieces. In
a similar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the
plate, to make sure no one poisoned it.
- Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.

Good News for Your Valentine SweetiesBy: Shelly Morales,
CSU Dietetic Intern
Aside from cupids, hearts and flowers, one thing is synonymous
with Valentine’s Day. Chocolate. For many, this holiday provides a
major challenge for chocolate lovers everywhere. However, it turns
out that chocolate may be good for your heart, especially the
darker varieties. Chocolate contains a flavonoid, an antioxidant,
which appears to protect against heart disease by preventing
plaque build-up. In addition, oleic acid, a monounsaturated fat
also found in olive oil, makes up one-third of the fat in
chocolate has been shown to be beneficial for heart health.
However, as in the case of any other food, eating too much
chocolate may cause health problems. The cocoa butter in chocolate
does contain saturated fat, which can increase blood cholesterol
levels, and high cholesterol may contribute to heart disease.
Chocolate is also high in calories and eating too much may cause
you to become overweight, which will also increase your risk of
heart disease. Nevertheless, with a little planning, chocolate can
fit nicely into your Valentine’s Day plans.
The key to enjoying these treats is balance and moderation.
Food is meant to be enjoyed. An occasional indulgence in sweets
can be balanced with lower-fat selections. So, when you plan your
Valentine’s Day celebration, make sure fruits, vegetables and
grains are included in your Sweetheart meal to incorporate a wide
range of phytochemical-rich foods. As you do indulge your
chocolate craving, remember that moderation is important. Savor
your treats and make them last. Following this routine allows you
to enjoy your chocolate hearts without the guilt.
For those who want to make a special Valentine’s Day treat for
their sweetie, look no further than the flavonoid-filled recipe
below.

Dark Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
6 oz dark chocolate 3 Tablespoons half and half cream ½
Tablespoon unsalted butter 20 large strawberries In a
one-quart glass bowl combine chocolate and cream. Heat in
microwave oven on high 1 ½ to 2 minutes, stirring occasionally,
until smooth. Add butter and stir until melted. Dip each
strawberry into the chocolate mixture allowing the excess
chocolate to drip back into the bowl. If necessary, add additional
cream to the chocolate to achieve desired coating consistency.
Transfer the coated strawberry to a baking sheet lined with foil
or waxed paper and repeat process. Allow the chocolate to cool and
then chill the strawberries until chocolate is set, about 20 to 30
minutes.
Per strawberry: 57 calories; 3 grams fat; 1.9 grams saturated
fat; 2 milligrams cholesterol; 15 milligrams Vitamin C.
Sources: 1. American
Dietetics Association (ADA) website. Chocolate appeals to the
palate and your heart. www.eatright.org/erm/erm021403.html. 2.
ADA website. Happy Valentine's Day.
www.eatright.org/erm/erm021402.html. 3. ADA website. Chocolate
Cravings. www.eatright.org/erm/erm032802.html. 4. ADA website.
Attention chocolate lovers: More evidence your favorite treat is
good for the heart. www.eatright.org/feature/0203.html

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